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12:25am July 21, 2014

I can imagine

percabeth818:

Annabeth saying,” Percy’s like a pet fish. You have to constantly feed him and you worry he’s going to die every few seconds.”

12:21am July 21, 2014

au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

And this was the post that got Ed Sheeran to follow ListOfLifeHacks

12:14am July 21, 2014

itsdauntlessbitch:

princekarisma:

demonicdivagation:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

So here are the vines, in order, that are a part of the addicting forrest nymph (who still hasn’t found his berries) saga.

There 

Are

Seven

Of

These

Wonderful

Vines

god bless you

i love how with each vine, he becomes more and more the forest nymph and less the human he once was

THE SIXTH ONE

5:52pm July 20, 2014
pjooninstagram:

nerdgasyum:

pjooninstagram:

Jason laughs as Annabeth is dragged down to Tartarus








Is that Macklemore



How ignorant can you be that’s Jason Grace, the son of Jupiter! He’s a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. He slew the Trojan sea monster, he toppled the black throne of Kronos and and destroyed the Titan Krios with his own hands. And now he’s going to destroy you, nerdgasyum, and feed you to your own followers!

pjooninstagram:

nerdgasyum:

pjooninstagram:

Jason laughs as Annabeth is dragged down to Tartarus

Is that Macklemore

How ignorant can you be that’s Jason Grace, the son of Jupiter! He’s a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. He slew the Trojan sea monster, he toppled the black throne of Kronos and and destroyed the Titan Krios with his own hands. And now he’s going to destroy you, nerdgasyum, and feed you to your own followers!
5:46pm July 20, 2014

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

— David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)
10:36pm July 18, 2014

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

4:06pm July 18, 2014
normcore-dad:


starswereexploding:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Wow

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

normcore-dad:

starswereexploding:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Wow

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

3:33pm July 18, 2014

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
image

THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

2:39pm July 18, 2014

drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH